hospitalstays:

image

school cum

(Source: joyridng, via confirmance)

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

(via beyoncevevo)

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 
  • plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via seanp0donnell)

  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
urtube:

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

ibelieveinthilbo:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

ropunzel:

brigwife:

borrowed-blue-box:

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WASRIGHTTHEREJESUS CRUST

jesus crust


this post is a mess

That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.





Hello police please arrest this post

crystallized-teardrops:

phases of a student

  • does homework as soon as you get it 
  • worried about being caught copying homework
  • doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
  • too lazy to even copy from others

(via seanp0donnell)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via userbar)

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade, via userbar)

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

(Source: emmaswaaan, via confirmance)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via seanp0donnell)

usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

(Source: usbdongle, via seanp0donnell)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via slomps)

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